Can a 2 year old assume the brace position, in an adult seat, on an aircraft?

That’s me back from Mallorca. “The water in Mayorca, don’t taste like what it outa” – that’s true. The first two days of the holiday were spent dressed like were on dartmoor ready to go out an go hiking the moors. It pissed down for Read More …

The Iron Lady, Zombie Epidemics and Conspiracy Theories

This week has been pretty significant for me.  I finished my job two days ago and am now floating in space to the next space station in free motion.  These ‘space stations’ have paid for my accommodation and car and secured my family.  This limbo Read More …

Remploy, Nazi style mass extermination, shit and broken boilers

A bit of a busy week with contractors and shit.  Yes, shit.  First thing I get on a Monday morning is that the Boiler has fucking broken down. Again.  It was only fixed 3 weeks ago. I bet there’s a little device that all Boiler Read More …